A Short Guide to Comparative Religions ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ· ³ Taoism ³ Shit happens. º ³ Confucaism ³ Confucius say, "Shit Happens". º ³ Calvinism ³ Shit happens because you don't work º ³ ³ hard enough. º ³ Buddism ³ If shit happens, it really isn't shitº ³ Seventh Day ³ No shit on Saturdays. º ³ Adventist ³ º ³ Zen ³ What is the sound of shit happening? º ³ Hedonism ³ There's nothing like a good shit º ³ ³ happening. º ³ Hinduism ³ This shit happened before. º ³ Mormon ³ This shit is going to happen again. º ³ Islam ³ If shit happens, it is the will of º ³ ³ Allah. º ³ Moonies ³ Only happy shit really happens. º ³ Stoicism ³ This shit is good for me. º ³ Protestantism ³ Let the shit happen to someone else. º ³ Catholicism ³ Shit happens because you are BAD. º ³ Hare Krishna ³ Shit happens rama rama º ³ Judaism ³ Why does this shit always happens to º ³ ³ US ? º ³ Zoroastrianism ³ Shit happens half the time. º ³ Christian Science³ Shit is in your mind. º ³ Atheism ³ No shit. º ³ Existentialism ³ What is shit anyway? º ³ Rastafarianism ³ Let's smoke this shit. º ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ H %G Author Anonymous. %H